i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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