I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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