You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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