I can tuck mytits in my pants
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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