and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he puts the penis in happiness.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
the raccoons are back...
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