i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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