I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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