i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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