don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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