well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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