Dual....:-)
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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