I'm laying in your front yard are you home
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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