I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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