yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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