i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Come on in and take your pants off
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