That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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