Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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