P.S. I can't hear my feet
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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