She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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