me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Randomize
