I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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