Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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