dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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