It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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