If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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