the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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