i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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