Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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