In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
