just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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