Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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