I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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