How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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