I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
