so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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