I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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