i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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