i think my mom watched the whole time
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Watching her eat just hurts me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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