The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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