Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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