You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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