Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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