Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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