I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
