Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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