Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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