I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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