She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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