can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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