i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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