got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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